What's all this fuss about a rock?
Alright already. Here's the rock. Turns out Allen's grandmother was a lady Sumo wrestler (who knew?). Happily, she married an enterprising diamond miner who was able to come up with a stone that was proportionate to his bride. Karen actually wears it as a bracelet. The diamond can unscrew from the band and be used as a doorknob or a disco mirror ball as the occasion arises. This versatile item is shown here in its paperweight mode.
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I hear that the real ring is so massive that two twin rotor helicoptors were used to fly it to Ohio from Fort Knox.
If cut up and sold, the proceeds from this ring could buy enough cornstarch to abolish world hunger for the forseeable future.
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